Jack Benny Quotes
A collection of inspirational Jack Benny quotes to make you smile and inspire you. This American Comedy Entertainer lived during the period of 1894 -1974 and brought smiles to the faces of millions. We hope these famous words said by Mr. Benny inspire you.No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
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Gags die, humor doesn't.
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It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
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If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
perhaps not an inspirational quote, but one that may make you smile. From the movie, Hollywood Canteen (1944):
Mugger: "Don't make a move. This is a stick-up. Your money or your life! Look bud, I said, your money or your life!"
Jack Benny replies: "I'm thinking it over."
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