Funny Sayings

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth. Napoleon Hill

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying. Nelson Mandela

Determination is the wake-up call to the human will. Anthony Robbins

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with. Oprah Winfrey

Things omitted are often more deadly than errors committed. Leo Buscaglia

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked. Robert Browning

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. Henry Ward Beecher

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes. Louisa May Alcott

You just have to learn not to care about the dust mites under the beds. Margaret Mead

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Satchel Paige

Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and no man ever caught the reins of a thought except as it galloped past him. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A thought often makes us hotter than a fire. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For Age is not alone of time, or we should never see
Men old and bent at forty and men young at seventy-three. Edgar Guest

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance. Brian Tracy

Ability is a poor man's wealth. John Wooden

New roads; new ruts. G. K. Chesterton

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